The Milk Chase

Frequently after school I would see a few teenage or tween boys running full throttle down one street and then up another. They would point in a direction and then just bust out running. My first reaction was to think - "Those boys must be up to no good." But of course, I rediscovered an old truth. Boys really only have the desire to sprint and chase a couple of things in this world. Now I know that chocolate milk qualifies as one of them.
Last week Cody found out that the boys were chasing the milk delivery truck because (as the story goes) that if you catch one, the driver will give you a quart of chocolate milk for free. I thought for a moment about lacing up my shoes. With the new information, Cody and his friend Rory graduated from chasing the mail truck for suckers and stepped up to chasing the milk truck.

Tuesday was their lucky day. They caught him and brought home a quart of the best chocolate milk in town. I heated it up and made hot chocolate for the boys while they scooped the driveway. It was chalked up as one of the best days of the year so far. But that is not the funny part.
That night at dinner, Cody was telling his dad the story. Brett told Cody that the man who owned the Dairy where the chocolate milk came from was the uncle to one of the kids in his class. Cody thought for a minute and he said - "Dad, what do you own?"
Both Brett and I paused and looked at one another quizzically. Brett said, "What?"
Cody repeated the question. "What do you own?"
That question got us both thinking. I started to make a list in my mind and then realized that it wasn't very long.
That's when Brett said, "Well, the only things that we actually own are.....2 cars."
"What about our house?" asked Cody.
"The bank owns the house. Someday, if we give the bank enough of our money, they might let us own the house," replied Brett.
"Gee dad. I own a bike, a rip stick, a skateboard, some legos, a scooter and a bunch of other stuff."
Silence followed.
Cody was feeling pretty big. He had brought home chocolate milk AND owned a lot more stuff than his dad. It was indeed one of the best days of the year.
Brett and I were just chuckling to ourselves. Kind of funny.